When All Seems Absurd!

Updating You

2012-01-11T18:22:00.000+08:00

You might be just one person, because, only one person reads my blog now I think, besides me that is.

So, 2012, and I'm studying in a university already. Sunway University! Thats the place where awesome people are okay! Pretty much left Ipoh, miss it but I don't think I'll return anytime soon.

THE FOOD HERE SUCKS.

Growing up in Ipoh makes you the fussy pot. Somehow Ipoh food is like a gazillion times better than kl's. And cheaper too. You don't appreciate it until you go out and pay lots of money for horrid food. Its not that horrid actually, just that I came from some awesome food land.

No my beard didn't grow longer, I shaved. I shall keep it!!

Joshua, please don't go talking about hair in the buttcrack again.

Dinner time, ciaos!

And, someone buy me Starcraft 2

Must.... Blog.......

2012-01-09T23:02:00.000+08:00

Blogging feels dead already. Seems like I'm the only one blogging now.
Sad life, tough life, drama queen-ish moment.
But no, I revamp for a reason. You'll see.
People will blog, for me. People will blog, because of me.
I will restart the blogging craze! *insert krogan roar*

You Are Reading Orange Words

I must go back to my old blogging self. When my posts either bring joy or show my sorrow.
Everything must on the dramatic end. From boohoo to teehee!
Too bad I lost the flow, must restart it somehow, with my inner awesomeness, shouldn't be that hard right? Say so, please?

The Second Time Isn't Random Anymore

People somehow like randomness. I don't get it. I love randomness too. How did I get here? Randomness.

Whats New?!

2012-01-09T00:30:00.000+08:00

Okay, so I changed how my blog looks. No more black gloominess. No more that old pig picture of my and my sisters and a popcorn bag on my head thinggg.
No more, NO MORE.

So yeah its new. And Imma try to devote some time to blogging.
Abandoned it many times already, shall not miss it ever again.
Shan't!!

Well basically my hostel internet sucks.
No vids, no downloading, no games, almost.
Lags like an Igor. Gives me reason to blog =D

Why I'm in a hostel? Not updated?
Shall leave that for another post. Till then, this is Adrian, signing out!

New New Year

2012-01-08T20:34:00.002+08:00

Is it too late to say that?
I guess I'd be updating the blog more and more and more often.

This Feels.......

2011-10-23T01:33:00.002+08:00

Abandoned. I won't let you.

No More, No More

2011-08-27T16:53:00.000+08:00

Tears on my knees. Cries in the breeze. Sighh...
Stop slacking Adrian. Stop.
You know you can do it, like, now!
Still slacking Adrian, still slacking.

Owh.

2011-08-09T16:05:00.000+08:00

Yes you cry "Don't leave me alone, please."
Sorry, but I can't help forgetting you.

Love....

2011-07-22T02:17:00.002+08:00

World. You mean to me much, but not enough.
Recently got stuck on this lovely song. Meaningful, meaningful it is. A song about love, but its not a love song. Awesome much. Awesome stuff are meant to be shared. =D

Love - David Choi
Whats going on?
I still see the frown in your face
Its so out of place
All you can remember
Is how you felt the other day
You let the small things in your way

But you know that will just keep you down
Loosen your grip, and drop it on the ground

Love, love, love, love, love
its all you need
its everything
to keep it all together
Love, love, love, love, love,
it perseveres
it always steers
to keep you in the right direction

Left here undiscovered
I want to share this gold
With people of the world
Abundantly filling
Every single heart
And heres the best part

You know that love never brings you down
Let it all out, and shout it all around that

Love, love, love, love, love
its all you need
its everything
to keep it all together
Love, love, love, love, love,
it perseveres
it always steers
to keep you in the right direction

Let me tell you something here today
Living life here on the rough terrain
You can lose hope, you can get lost
but you know youre not that far apart from

Love, love, love, love, love
its all you need
its everything
to keep it all together
Love, love, love, love, love
it perseveres
it always steers
to keep you in the right direction

Spiritual Sofa

2011-07-12T03:18:00.000+08:00

Its nice to know that God is always in control. Its nice to know that we can always rely on Him and find rest and comfort in Him. I pray that I'll always recall what I know. He is there and He is very real.

Can I get Morphine for My Soul?

2011-07-12T03:00:00.000+08:00

Truthfully, before this I thought I never cared about this country. Always had been wishing to go to greener pastures, or at least somewhere with decent internet. Barely ever read the 'Nation' section on the newspaper. Barely ever sang the national anthem. Barely ever held the flag. Barely.

In case you didn't know, I live in Malaysia. And in case you didn't know, Malaysia is buried beneath six feet of shit right now.

Seen videos, seen picture, read articles. So many lies, so much deceit, so much hurt. Our rights are stripped away by the ones who are supposed to preserve it. Nearly cried after watching this. My heart broke when I read this. Is this justice?

My condolences to that man (in the link). He died fighting for a change. Was his death necessary? No. No one should have died from what could have been a peaceful protest. No one should even be hurt. No one. And yet, the police were oh so clever enough to take needless actions, needless cruelty, needless violence. Spend your whole career taking bribes, and when a real situation arises, you screw it up as terribly possible.

The way the police treated the innocent is hardly forgivable. "I have a baton here in my hand. So lets a play a game where you can't win. Tear gas for the win?" Give monkeys weapons and they'll destroy the world.

Well, turns out I care. Who cares if this country has dumb internet. Who cares if bacon isn't easily accessible to over here. Who cares if there's barely any entertainment or facilities. I've been a complaining, ignorant fool. I guess I love the country, for country is its people. If only the authorities could see that.

Still so much injustice and obvious corruption. How could you hold that money with so much blood on your hands? How can the police go home and say they've done their job?

On the bright side, I'm glad nothing major happened in my hometown. In fact, I went out and enjoyed myself, only to come back reading and watching all the baloney that has happened. I'm glad most of us were safe. Then again, in every situation, may the name of the Lord be praised.

Hallelujah

2011-07-08T23:11:00.000+08:00

Take these shackles of my feet so I can dance.
Just wanna praise you, just wanna praise you!

JR!

2011-06-27T18:07:00.005+08:00

Funny. For a funny vid, it had amazingly fast single strokes.

Countless Times Countless

2011-06-27T01:24:00.001+08:00

Still equals to countless, even if you try it countless of times. The significance of this is that I blogged about it although its such a insignificant fact. Your random act of randomness can betray you. stupid opening paragraph

"Ah, the great outdoors"

I could just quote a dryad Wait, not a dryad, every dryad that spawned in Warcraft 3. I just don't feel like leaving home. Its too precious, too comfortable, too welcoming, too home-ish thing. But when I do leave home, yeah, fresh air, beautiful scenery. I'm an old fart, admiring scenery. This air is meant to be breathed.

Boobtards on my cbox. Get out! *RANTS FRANTICALLY*

I lost all my readers I guess, if I had any to begin with. The blogging world is getting slower, or at least, among my friends. Time is short, thyme is shorter.

Ran out of dog food, looks like Fluffy is eating sausages tmr. He'll pray I keep running out of dog food. I'll make more sausages for myself. Yum. Meat is great. Incoming shoutout.

PORK!!!

I warned ya!

"What am I to you, tell me darling true.

To me you are the sea, as vast as you can be

In deep the shade of blue."

Tired

2011-06-15T21:45:00.000+08:00

The trouble with me is I keep things too quiet. I've been tolerating crap for years. I just don't know how to explode when it matters. I will grow out of it, eventually. Accumulative baggage, loads of depressive thoughts. Time I let go? Tired of holding it in.

On the bright side, I got over half of it today. Today was a nice day for me and I truly thank God for it. Hours of reflection, I got to study, got to drum, got to witness funny stuffs.

Went for dinner at that K10 clay pot place. Witnessed two indian men having a funny dinner. I could only imagine their dialogue as they spoke in some hindi or tamil language.

Indian 1: *orders chicken feet*

Indian 2: *arrives late and starts chatting with Indian 1*

Chinaman: *brings a plate of chicken feet and places it on their table*

Indian 2: *stares at the plate in disgust*

Indian 1: "Eat it, it tastes like chicken."

Indian 2: *Those feet probably stepped on every possible shit. Gross!"

Indian 1: *Places a piece of chicken foot on his friend's plate*

Indian 2: *Stares at that piece in disgust and shakes his head. Returns the feet back to his friend."

Indian 1: "You're missing out on all the good stuff" *gobbles whole dish*

Later I saw Indian 2 dropping a piece of veggie. He picks it up and puts it back on his bowl and continues eating. How could he not eat the feet and go eating a dirty piece of vegetable. Indian 1 has good taste, chicken feet = awesomeness!

Lame stuff reminds me of last night, Philemon misusing his new favourite line.

Car in front moves ever so slowly

Jonan: "Oi, move faster la!"

Phil: "Thats what she said."

Later, Jonan drives over a speed bump.

Jonan: "So many bumps!:

Phil: "Thats what she said."

Jonan: *giggles like a small girl*

Hmm.... (extra dot okayy!)

2011-06-12T23:32:00.000+08:00

VOTE FOR SAM http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150211740522113&oid=179802318703949&comments

I'm so proud of him! PLEASE LIKE THE VID! THANK YOU!

Today, Yes Today

2011-06-07T00:55:00.001+08:00

Hahah, guess who got rm150 richer for doing nothing? Wheee.
Didn't know how to spend it, so I blessed my friends with crabs, okay, I blessed myself with crabs too.
Btw, edible crabs, not that std crap, don't think too far you feeble minded readers!

Me so bored, I could fly an ice-cream. Yes do fly, when you punch the stomach of someone eating it.
Boring days...... today's afternoon was as draggy as a Terri Lyne Carrington drum solo. The night was better though =) Met up with me buddies.

Time for midnight drumming maybe? We'll see if I hold up.

Please Do

2011-06-03T22:44:00.002+08:00

Plead me, and I might do so.

Hey!

2011-05-29T23:55:00.001+08:00

I don't know how much more I can take.

I just don't know when to let it out, let it be?

Cross me out of the list now.

Short

2011-05-25T01:49:00.001+08:00

Tweeting is affecting my blogging. Much.

Scrub

2011-05-25T00:54:00.000+08:00

Wash you, wash me.

Bubbles, I see you.

Left!

2011-05-22T23:58:00.002+08:00

Hmmm, another farewell. Olivia left for Pahang.

All the best! Ipoh will miss you!

Hmm...

2011-05-22T01:49:00.001+08:00

I don't believe the 407k+ visits. Must be Super Joshua without RSS.

Glad, or Not?

2011-05-21T01:48:00.002+08:00

Glad to see me active on my blog.

I just hope I can fix these bugs occurring.

=.=

2011-05-21T01:28:00.003+08:00

Sometimes, you don't want memories to be vivid. Probably the less you remember, the more you try to recall it in detail. The smiles, shows the satisfaction in time spent on revisiting those memories.

I guess we take things for granted, and those things depart too soon. Looking back, it was probably worth while. Need to stop those "if only" moments.

Walking alone in this desert, desolated

Secluded from all I've ever had, isolated

Oh how I yearn for those, desecrated

But now I'm just a remnant of myself, cremated

Good....

2011-05-20T01:42:00.001+08:00

...night post!

=)

2011-05-19T00:14:00.001+08:00

Beautifully done.

http://www.ro.me/film

Hyperspace

2011-05-18T19:02:00.007+08:00

Time flies, faster than a G6. I've always wondered if its just me being slow enough to see time zoom past me. Many people would buy a drug that could to that. *Drug me to the future please!*

I guess our definition of time is just so flawed. Our flawed perspective is to blame.

Hyperspace

Fly me to black-holes, fly me there

Fly me to hyperspace, whats the fare?

To the world that is vast, much to travel

Three-dimensional shadows, much to marvel.

Settle down in a world far from hate

Away from sorrows? Nah, just too darn late

Looking back at how time has past

Its no wonder why my smile is downcast.

I've grown so old, like a bread full of mould

A heart gone so cold, impossible to mold

Mourn in hyperspace, no one hears you weep

Mourn on a pile of troubles, I know you would leap.

Maybe back on earth, I might be able to smile

I'd try my best to do so, it could take a while

Send me back home, so long hyperspace, so long

Get me a burger, maybe one thats oblong.

Expressing things in this way sounds so much more, complete. But yeah, I would love to go to space and scream a little. There must be so much emotion invested in that huge void.

Lesson of the day: Burgers make me smile, particularly oblong ones.

Accomplished?

2011-05-16T02:08:00.003+08:00

Always great to help a friend.

Always great to bless a friend.

Blessing in disguise.

Sometimes, its blatant.

I shouldn't use the enter button too often.

Soon

2011-05-15T23:58:00.003+08:00

Never thought this would happen.

Never knew things like these happens.

Am I too naive, or was I submerged in fantasies.

Smile I will, for myself? Definitely. Soon I will realise, soon I will find.

I'm so human, I'm so male. Glad that I am.

And It Ain't Gonna Stop

2011-05-15T23:18:00.001+08:00

It just won't stop. =)

Have I? Did I?

2011-05-15T22:08:00.002+08:00

I've lost it, can't blog like I used to.
No more fancy rants about people. No more.
I want to go back.

Come Away

2011-05-15T01:35:00.002+08:00

Come away with me in the night
Come away with me
And I will write you a song

Come away with me on a bus
Come away where they can't tempt us
With their lies

And I want to walk with you
On a cloudy day
In fields where the yellow grass grows knee-high
So won't you try to come?

Come away with me and we'll kiss
On a mountaintop
Come away with me
And I'll never stop loving you

And I want to wake up with the rain
Falling on a tin roof
While I'm safe there in your arms
So all I ask is for you
To come away with me in the night
Come away with me

Peace

2011-05-15T01:15:00.001+08:00

Bye! I know you know you'll miss us more than we miss you.

I know you won't see this.

I wish you did.

Probably How

2011-05-09T00:21:00.002+08:00

Sigh.

Sick.

Sigh.

Again.

I hope I get real well real soon.

Exams are soon, don't wanna slack off. Not like I actually do any work.

Funny how we hope too much.

Looking Back.

2011-05-08T20:35:00.002+08:00

Haven't really accomplished anything in life.

On the bright side, I'm still young.

Next stop, fly kites?

Sigh... Again

2011-05-07T22:53:00.001+08:00

I feel so barren, my blog feels so barren. My blog is barren.

My bad, my bad. I could type no more.

You!

2011-04-12T15:26:00.000+08:00

Scribble nibble!

Its not normal, you ain't and I ain't.

Just don't see it that way.

Reminder

2011-03-21T22:32:00.002+08:00

Credits to Carl for reminding me I have a blog.

Scriptwriter: Adrian Yap

Producer: Adrian Yap

Starring: Adrian Yap

Reminded by: Carl Cheong

Credits Screen by: Adrian Yap

Okay, maybe not quite the credits you've been expecting. How about 10000 credits to spend in Mass Effect 2?

On a separate note:

MY CHICKEN IS RAW!

Well,

2011-02-16T22:11:00.001+08:00

Love leaves us blind.

Just.

2011-02-10T11:20:00.001+08:00

Woke up with this song in my head.

Just let me say how much I love You
Let me speak of Your mercy and grace
Just let me live in a shadow of Your beauty
Let me see You face to face

And the earth will shake as Your Word goes forth
And the heavens will tremble and fall
But let me say how much I love You
Oh my Savior, my Lord and Friend

Just let me hear Your finest whispers
As You gently call my name
And let me see Your power and Your glory
Let me feel Your spirit's flame

Let me find You in the desert
Till this sand is holy ground
And I am found completely surrendered
To You my Lord and Friend

So let me say how much I love You
With all my heart I long for You
For I am caught in this passion of knowing
This endless love I've found in You

And the depth of grace, the forgiveness found
To be called a child of God
Just makes me say how much I love You
Oh my Savior, my Lord and Friend

OH NOS! NOOOS!

2011-02-07T13:17:00.002+08:00

Crap! I tweet more than i blog now, wait, Isn't that normal for everyone else?!

NOOO!!

I feel guilty.

And guilt is rarely a pleasure.

I missed class today, not on purpose.

GUILT! GAHHH!!

I'm like a Birdie

2011-01-15T10:52:00.000+08:00

I don't only fly away, I tweet now!

http://twitter.com/#!/ChopSteaks RAWRRR!

Raw Ambition

2011-01-05T18:09:00.001+08:00

I wanna write a novel. Any ideas?

Random Post, Not a Random Title

2011-01-04T17:37:00.002+08:00

Pooopadoowitoo!

Grypestomamaria!

Mumbling gibberish is FUN!

Class was BORING with the capitals B,O,R,I,N,G!

It ended early, lecturer had nothing to teach with no materials.

Felt awkward. I FEEL AMBIGUOUS!

Text books arrive next week, I shall enter Study Mode!

Today I've decided to save money!

Instant noodles for dinner, with cocktail sausages, veggies, and egg and random things I will try to fill in later! I FEEL AMBITIOUS!

Just pray for me to not get food poisoning, or I FILL AMBULANCES!

Quiet, my class is.

Freshmen really are shy people.

Slap you randomly!

I guess it takes a while before real college life kicks in.

One liners suck!

I feel like writing.

I know what you're thinking, please save the world from disaster....blablablapoopadoowitoo

Grumble all you want, you basically booked a book on your face.

Aunt Teal than, Buy buy!

Hah! Guess Whos a College Boy?

2011-01-04T00:20:00.002+08:00

Guesss guess?! I bet you can't! Because you know your answer will be right before you even guessed!!!

SUNWAY IPOH is where I am. Look for me look for me! Stalk me!

First peeping tom/jane/lambert will recieve a free face mask! (one doesn't have holes for the nostrils)

Gahh! Feeling extremely high tonight, must be my brain secreting hormones, making me high because my subconscious knows its CLASS tomorrow and I will be stressed. Nobody's negative feedback works as great as mine!

I shall become the TOP CAT!! Meowrrr, wait, top CATs RAWRRRRRR! and purrrrrrrrrrrr

SPM IS OVERR!!

2010-12-17T15:12:00.002+08:00

Imma change this blog!! Imma Do something!! Imma do everything!

Boo (hoo)

2010-06-20T21:51:00.002+08:00

School is starting tmr....
I am gonna miss my holidays.
I wanna cry like a drama queen.
I really do hope school would be fun.

Goodbye holidays!

Meow!

2010-06-13T21:35:00.000+08:00

I don't know what to blog about!!
GAHH!!
Blogger's block!
Save me

Goodbye Apathy

2010-06-04T23:38:00.000+08:00

I'll be what you need
I'll do anything
Goodbye apathy!

Daren Sucks!

2010-05-31T13:45:00.002+08:00

Is the name of this essay. Because Daren wanted me to make an essay with this title. How evil is he. Anyway here it is!!

WARNING: This essay contains violence and insults. No kids should read this. And many jokes require you to know such people who exist in the real world.

Daren Sucks
All it needed was two kicks to open the bar door, which was already half open. A tall, dark and handicapped man appeared from behind the door. He stylishly retracted his leg, and walked into the bar. Some were staring at him, one continued playing with his pet chicken while others were just to drunk. He then takes a seat stylishly and turns his head to the back. The other people stopped looking and went on to their usual drinking, chatting, barfing and chicken playing.

“Bartender, I would like the finest cocktail here.”
“One Oh-so-Fine Cocktail coming right up,” says the bartender with a Russian accent.
“Ah! Also, shaken, not stirred”

The bartender whips up a drink skillfully and serves the cocktail to the man. The man sips his drink gracefully. Petite would be more precise. Pussy would be the best description. He then questions the bartender.

“Hey, do you know where can I find N.Strovoski, the scientist? I’ve been searching all over Moscow and I still find that nut.”
“I don’t know who are you talking about sir, but I was once told that to find a nut, you first must look for the nutsack,” replies the smiling bartender.

The man takes another sip and agrees with the bartender. The man then pretends to accidentally spill the cocktail all over the bartender. The bartender wipe his clothes with a rag cloth.

“I’m so sorry,” the man apologizes.
“Nah its okay. Its just a waste to see that glass of cock----AAAAHH!!!!!!”

The bartender screams as his clothes starts catching on fire. The man had lighted the bartender’s clothes with a lighter. The bartender rolls all around the floor screaming in pain. The people in the bar rushed to help him only to stop at the sight of the gun held up high by the man.

“You, know. You can’t lie to me, Nikolai. Its all said in your name.”
“Third bus third bus third bus third--AAAAHH! Curse you!!”

The man points his gun at the head of the bartender. The bartender could do nothing but roll around wailing in pain as he is getting engulfed by the flames.

“I’m Gierl, Daren Gierl. Agent double-uppercase-o-seven of the CIA. Remember this name in your afterlife.”
“Daren eh! YOU SUCK!”

A loud gunshot can be heard from afar as Agent OO7, Daren forgot to use his silencer. People rushed out of the bar in fears that they will be shot, or burned, or threatened with their chickens in hostage. Moments later Daren exits the bar while the bar gets swallowed by the flames. Daren walks away and into his Perodua Kancil fashionably.
*queue dramatic music*
*Jared Leto singing in the tune of Beautiful Lie: “It’s a dead Nikolai!”*

Two days later in America,

Daren: “And that was what had happened. In a nutshell, I planted a shell on that nut.”
Adrian: “Its amazing how your Thailand trip can change your name.”
Daren: “Oh shut your mouth.”
M: “Daren, I believe its important to be polite to Adrian. After all, like me, he is your superior. Anyway, good job in killing the scientist who is hell bent on destroying the United States of America by putting our gas and electric companies to bankruptcy, agent. But do be aware that he does have henchmen still lingering around. Your report here is done so you may be dismissed.”
Daren: “Bye!”
Adrian: “Your insincere farewells are shorter than the products of Grumpy and Hilda.”

Daren left the office only to go back home in his small Peroduatempatuntukorangsahaja Kancil car. He led a boring life playing Starcraft2 betas and chatting with girls while playing the game. He doesn’t like his superiors, especially Adrian because of his sarcastic comments and comparisons. The only superior he likes is Q, because Q gives him gadgets with cute little colorful flowers and rainbows and birds and pictures of men. He also hates his car. That’s because he is claustrophobic and the only reason why he still drives it is because he is also acrophobic.

While driving back home he would dream of how he would do the most heroic thing of all time and be the best agent of them all. And his dreaming time would always be interrupted by the memory of Adrian saying ‘your dreams are as impossible as a human not getting sterile after getting a glimpse of you naked’. But no, he can’t let go of his dreams just because of a dumb but true statement said by his awesome arch-nemesis. No matter how many times he has heard people saying ‘Daren sucks’ he will strive to reach his goals. Nothing can stop his determination but playing with his pet goldfish. But little did he know that the opportunity would be so soon. Of doing something heroic of course, not playing with his goldfishy.

“10 more minutes and I’ll reach home sweet home. No, not as sweet as Hansen and Gretel’s dream house. Guess I find myself talking to myself again. You know Daren, you should just shut up. Keep focused on the road Daren. You might get into a acci---Whaaaaa!”

Daren’s conversation with himself was abruptly ended when he had to dodge a missile coming towards him. Fortunately for him he successfully dodged it. Unfortunately for his car, Daren dodged the missile by jumping out of his car. His car was blasted into shreds, raining remnants of the car all over the radius of explosion. Thankfully cheap materials aren’t deadly when they fall on you. After all, the car is probably lighter than the weight of candles on Aaron’s birthday cake.

Daren quickly identified the location of the missile firer. He takes out his glock and shoots 500 meters away towards the guy with the missile launcher, lodging the bullet into his jugular vein. Daren is very accurate because of his years and years of experience in playing Call of Duty. After taking out the bad dude, Daren remains alert as an agent, because he is an agent. His alertness managed to save him from another bad dude trying bring Daren down with bullets. He sharply replied by shooting down the bad dude.

More an more bad dudes start to appear. These men were dressed in black suits and they wear sunglasses and donned ski masks. Daren had no time to be turned on by men in hideous dressing for his life and dreams are at stake. As the numbers increased, Daren had no choice but to escape. He had to find a mode of transport which was more reliable than his kancil which has already blown to bits. With his keen sense of sight, he spotted a worthy replacement.

He ran towards a lady with a pram and kicked her away. He threw the chicken in the pram away and sat in the pram. The pram started rolling down the street as it was kind of a slope. The bad dudes quickly chased him while firing some rounds hoping to hit him. If he doesn’t take out some of the baddies, he would most likely die.

“Time to lose you, baby.”

Agent OO7 takes out his flower hairpin and lobs it towards a group of bad guys. Yes, he also has experience throwing stuff accurately even with wind due to him throwing too many paper balls on his iPhone. The flower hair pin stabs into one of the bad guy’s forehead and it explodes. It took out a bunch of them, painting a portion of the street with blood and some guts.

“How do you like my anti-matter flower hairpins special rainbow-colored edition?!”

As the pram was heading towards a stationary car, Daren jumps of the pram onto a barrel, the other worthy successor of his car, note the lack of sarcasm. Daren also has experience in balancing after taking some ballet lessons to raise the game in some beauty pageant he was taking part in Thailand. More baddies appeared and Daren was forced to use his anti-matter chest-holder and panties, both rainbow colored edition, to dispatch more baddies.

As the tension rises, Daren loses balance all falls of the barrel. The bad men surrounds Daren and points their guns at him. Daren has got himself in a tight situation. What should he do? Should he use his transparent boxer’s strap to trip all the baddies? Should he just surrender? Surrendering won’t work, they are here to kill him, they even launched missiles. Surrounded by twenty or so men, Daren tries to gain time to think.

“What do you want from me?”
“That’s the words of a gay man?! *chuckles*” said one of the baddie with the others laughing along.

The fear of death clouds Daren’s mind. He can’t think anymore. Soon he receives flashes of memories of people who said ‘Daren sucks!’

“The only time you can get a date outside St. Patrick’s day is during the mating season for dogs”
“Your smooth, hairless leg would not only make a dolphin jealous but also a frictionless pane.”
“Your eyesight is so bad that you could use your glasses to make omelets. So that’s what your hairless armpits are for, non-stick pans.”
“Your dreams are as impossible as Pinocchio biting a wall.”
“I could blindfold you with a strand of hair.”

*I will never let Adrian be mean to me again*

Abel: “Hey, you look just like me.”
Korean Surgeon: “Your face is too costly to do. A slap in the face by a sasquatch would work fine, although getting in a train accident would be far easier.”
Rachel: “You naked mole rat.”
Wai Jon: “The colours in your blog don’t match at all. Its such an eyesore that I had to close my eyes before my retinae peel themselves off.”
Thai Surgeon: “Looks like I don’t need to do anything in between your thighs.”
Jeanli: “I like you!”
ManU Fan: “Your feet stinks more than a Liverpool fan.” *that man didn’t last another day*
TGV worker: “Today is ladies night you get a discount on your ticket.”
Alex: “NOOB!”
Wai Kit: "Your jokes are lamer than ME!"

* I will never let others be mean to me again, no one can ever say 'Daren sucks!' I shall prove myself*

The other side of Daren starts to appear. A side that dares to do things that no other will or can do, almost. He is the Dare(n)devil!

“RRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHTEEHEETEEHEERRGHGHHHHH!!!!”

Daren drops a smoke bomb and it explodes, releasing clouds of smoke. The bad guys, in confusion start shooting around hoping to hit him. When the smoke receded Daren was no where to be seen.

“Wha-- where is he?!!”
“Behind you, no not you, the one with the ski mask and sunglass--, wait, all of you ar--, never mind, just behind you!”

Daren appears behind one of them and slits his throat with a swiss knife. Its no ordinary swiss knife, its Q’s swiss knife. The other men started shooting at Daren but he used the dead guy’s body as a shield. He waited for them to run out of bullets, and when they did, he dropped the body and rushed towards them and started stabbing and slashing up the mob. They switched to knives and started rushing towards him.

Action scene made simple in bullet form:
>Guy rushes towards Daren to stab him
>Daren dodges and plunges index and middle finger into eye of guy
>Guy makes painful sounds as Daren gouges his eyeball out
>Another guy throws knife towards Daren
>He was not accurate but Daren was bad at dodging
>Daren dodged into the path of the knife and it stabbed his thigh
>Daren falls to the floor and take out a gun
>He shoots the leg of one of them and when the guy falls down he shoots their face
>Repeats previous action a few times
>Daren runs out of bullets, plucks out knife from leg and throws it into the chest of a masked dude.
>Guy tries to run Daren over with a car.
>Daren throws his swiss knife into the tyre of the car.
>Car skids and runs into other bad guys and then rams into another car
>Both cars explode raining shrapnel on the other men

Daren gets up to see all dead except one last man with a baseball bat. Daren unarmed and injured, closes his eyes as the man rushes to him. Blood splatters all over the floor. He opens his eyes to see the baseball bat dude with a hole in his head.

Hours later in M’s office,

M: “Congratulations. You have done a good job in taking down Nikolai’s remaining henchmen by yourself. I’m impressed.”
Daren: “All in a days work, all in a days work.”
Adrian: “Still needed me to save your hairless butt.”
Daren: “SHUT UP!”

THE END

Hah! I update too much. tell me that now!

2010-05-29T00:33:00.002+08:00

Kablam.
I just click on my own ad. seems interesting blogging about some crisps. i shall do it! if i have the time. Win some prize money babeh!
anyway on my recent post i used the word bugger, i don't mean any obscene thing so no offence to you Adam Lambert.

anyway, daren just asked me to write an essay titled "Daren Sucks"
What a hard task. Too many points to start with. xD!

Peekabee!

2010-05-28T23:51:00.001+08:00

might be having an essay war with daren. note: my essays can never be serious

KaBlam!

2010-05-27T11:07:00.003+08:00

You might say "why does adrian update his blog during school hours in the midst of exam after a three month long hiatus from his blog?"
I would say "Hey, When All Seems Absurd!"

i hope my senselessness made sense, if there is such a word.
update update update.....
What shall i update on.
Oh, actually i start blogging again because Daren told me his essay was on his blog. Too bad i didn't complete mine. So, for once in dunno how long i shall log into my blogger account, go into my blog, look for daren's link, and tadaaa!

*mission complete!*
*quest alert: you have a new quest*
*optional quest: go update your blog you lazy bugger*
*-.=!*

Anyway i decided to read daren's essay while eating while typing this, how awesome.
Wait, i forgot about facebook!
I feel insulted as my blog is being viewed more while i wasn't active, must be the stupid bugger who has been spamming comments.
I hate touchpad! "curse you cursor!"
Ha bi ba no no.
Yes, i'm being random but this statement isn't random.

Maybe i shall revamp my blog or something, change that boring old picture of me.
Till then,
byebye!

Yes, this soon.

2010-05-27T11:00:00.001+08:00

I vow to update my blog when i can! now i have to eat lunch!

Happy Chinese New Year!!

2010-02-14T11:48:00.000+08:00

To everyone!!
Its sincere okayy!!
Unlike Abel's Happy Belated New Year's Eve greeting on New Years Day.

Lim-au, Go Start A Glee Club

2010-02-07T21:01:00.002+08:00

Before I blog, i shall post a pre-blog post, in the same post, but a different topic, in the same blog-post. Gahh... I don't know how to explain this.
Its like me when I imaginarily gave Lian "the power to have no power" so that when he uses the power to have no power, he will have no power to have no power therefore not being a person with no powers!
That was so tak-berkaitan.

Anyway, the thing i was talking about isssss....
SPAMMER.
Recently a anonymous guy named anonymous is starting to become annoy-me-us.
Spam should be kept in tin-cans and should not be left loitering around in my blog.
Shoo you pest!

Now to thing I was supposed to blog on.
I've been sick recently. So being stuck at home with nothing to do makes you do weird things, like watching Hitz.tv .
*some people exclaiming 'what so weird about it?!' please be quiet because the point is I find it weird*
*some people exclaiming 'why never subscribe to mtv or channel V?!' will be thanked by me for feeling my pain*

I had no choice, the good channels don't show the good programmes all the time. So yeah...... I ended up listening to artists which I don't usually listen to, and flipping the channel sometimes, ie when they show jonas brothers or some black dudes who thinks bling-blings and girls and cars and mansions makes good music videos.

Anyway, through the channel I discovered some things like:
I like Kings of Leon now!!!!!
The songs are so awesome, so is the music. The singer has a weird voice, but in a almost nice way. The drummer doesn't look like a drummer but he plays great too. He has the 'I'm-such-a-nerd-that-i-studied-till-i-didn't-have-time-for-a-haircut-look'. Nevertheless, he is still awesome.

Then theres this weird band, System of a Down. The singer has a really weird accent, which makes their songs horrid, even his guitarist sings better than him. He probably thinks he is making music, if he is, he is suffering from Syndrome of a Down.

There are loads of bands who really make these weird disturbing music that makes you feel very uneasy, like Slipknot. Everything is disturbing, the music, the vocals, even the limbs of the drummer. His pedalling speed matches a tap-dancer. His hands are like fingers. Anyway, its still disturbing.

I also discovered that jonas brothers aren't only pain in the ears, it is also an unpleasant sight. Their vid is so, lame.

Okay, I gotta go now, its Gaming time!

Back! Maybe!

2010-01-30T20:09:00.002+08:00

Whoo, i've been missing for a very long time.
Its time i blog!
Yes i know you miss me.

I would like to dedicate this paragraph to Rena.
Bye bye Rena! Hope you like Perth. I'm sure you would miss us although maybe not all of us will miss you.

Wheee, okay, back to usual blogging.
What happened today?

Today my sister made a new word: Fiplak
She made it when she heard of a store name Ekea (a ciplak Ikea, you shall get what fiplak means then)
Today I discovered that Travis Barker is overrated.
Before that I thought he's overly overated.
My arm hurts after trying to play drums using my whole arm for every stroke.
Today is Jo Ee's birthday! Happy Thaipusam!!!
Today I had a wonderful time at youth.
Today I started blogging again!
Hip Hip Hooray! Not you Shakira......

Till then, Goodnight and bigballs!

WHOOOOOOO!!! CAMP!!!!

2009-12-20T21:55:00.001+08:00

back from camp!
obviously it rocked!
lost my voice from the first day!
But its great!! yay!!!
And dead tired
slept like more than 12 hours.
TIRED
type later!

Dead!

2009-12-03T11:04:00.002+08:00

Ah! my blog is so dead.
A thousand apologies to my dear subcribers including those invisible subcribers ie.Abel.
I shall pledge to update my blog! Sooner or later.
But right now, I gotta go out!
Bye peeps!

Oi!!

2009-11-23T12:46:00.002+08:00

I wanna blog.
But I have nothing to say.
Suggestions? Any?

Hola http://cgbcyouthipoh.blogspot.com/ aaaa!!

2009-11-11T21:09:00.003+08:00

http://cgbcyouthipoh.blogspot.com/

Today as I went to collect my english paper then somehow I ended up in a Spell It Right competition team. We won!!! I spelt everything correctly whoo!!!
Then after that i got my english paper, it was 54 marks haha.
I suck at english.
Teacher says as long as I write nonsense essays I won't score.
I can't help but to write nonsense if its not a serious exam.
Yes, end year exams is not serious enough.

Anyway people!
Come to CGBC Ipoh's very own Youth Camp 2009!!!
WHOOO!!
For more info visit: http://cgbcyouthipoh.blogspot.com/

Well, if you are lazy to move your mouse to the link,
Date: 17th-19th December
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Remember, if your read this post, you are invited by me, no matter who are you!
So do come, you will have a fun fun time!

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Me Love Now

2009-11-10T18:02:00.002+08:00

Me now very the random.
Me love examless now.
Me love the no no study although me no study at all.
Me is something wrong now.
Me is have funning time.
Me love eat do re mee and origa mee.
This is me's 101rd post! Wheee!

"Dragonfly out in the sun, you know what I mean don't you know,
Butterflies out having fun, you know what I mean...."

Okay, enough of the high act.
I decided to blog because I am UBER bored.
This laptop does not have any games.
Take that Joshua! UBER UBER bored!!

School is boring, home is fun when I'm on the pc, not the laptop.
Hmmmm, I shall skip school whoo!!
Or maybe not, maybe i shall collect my essay and post it on the blog. Ho Ho Ho!
Wheeee.
Time to go.... can't stand the laptop's boringness.
Wheeee.

"Birds flying high, you know how I feel..."

I'm Back!!

2009-11-04T19:31:00.002+08:00

Exams ended todayy!!!
Hohoho!!!
Expect to see me blogging more often, or atleast online.
Actually kinda addicted to some game so might not be blogging.
Wheee~~~~~~~~

Gonna learn how to drive soon.
The roads are gonna rock!

Waterfall!

2009-10-17T22:06:00.005+08:00

kay, I lied at the previous post, I'm blogging!

Just this morning, a bunch of adults, few kids and I were out in Kampar to visit a waterfall. I spotted a hideous creature fertilizing the plants with urea. This was the picture I took.

Photo Deleted Under More-Recent-Than-You-Think Request

Daren in his natural habitat feeds the highly grateful plants during his past time.

Genus: Homo
Species: Sexual
Common Name: Daren
Gender: Boey

Daren the Boey Homo Sexual lives near the waterfalls, giving people a hand to those who can't climb up the slippery rocks with the motive of holding their hands. His targets are mainly boeys, not gierls. If you are not familliar with Daren, you might be familliar with his relative.

Genus: Homo, Species: Bugger, Common name: Neng Neng

Okay, enough of the crap. walking up those slippery rocks was more fun than that I ever expected. Daren was enjoying himself holding hands of other men and trying to charm them with his naked chest. Best of all, I get to eat nasi lemak there, wooo!!

Okay, now seriously, this might be my last time blogging till November. So bye boeys and gierls.

So Long, Farewell

2009-10-10T08:41:00.001+08:00

Blog, I'll abandon you till exams over, don't cry for me.
I'll misss you a lot!

Updated!

2009-09-19T22:49:00.000+08:00

Lazy to update!!
wheee!
don't blame meee!
ooh, ryhmeees!

Dustier

2009-09-12T22:24:00.000+08:00

Natasha, go do your job!
Whee!

I'm A Cuban But Not From Cuba

2009-09-07T14:40:00.004+08:00

My second 4 by 4 by 4 cube broke! AHH!!
Okay, it broke into pieces but the pieces did not broke in to pieces so I'm fine. *silent whee*
People who know me should know that I enjoy doing rubik's cubes, although i buy the cheaper brands haha. Poor Adrian is literally poor.

The first line might be decieving you to think that the first one broke and I had to buy a new one but actually I gave my first 4 by 4 by 4 to my sister, although it did broke once, thanks to Samuel Y.Lopez.

Sam: Let me play the cube.
Adrian: *passes the cube to Sam*
Sam: "This thing is so flimsy, like it could break any moment" *tossing and catching the cube around*
The next second it fell on the floor and shattered into 129 individual pieces.

Later....
Adrian: "Eugene, come here."
Eugene: *Witnesses the marvelous sight of cube internal and external organslying on the church floor* "Well, atleast we get to see whats inside."
Adrian: "I rather have it whole."
Eugene: "Luckly it was your cube that broke"
Adrian: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Eugene: "Other people would have gone angry."

And that was very long ago. In the end it took me a long time to fix it back because I don't have the right screw driver and all sorts of nonsense, good thing it came with a DIY manual. And so I gave it to my sister and bought another one. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!
And yea, it broke, this time Sunny is the culprit. Couldn't fix it since it was in his house, so I'm stuck with my awesome mirror cube to play with (My 3x3x3 cube also broke because I used my durmsticks to smash it for the sake of entertainment, it made a pretty cymbal sound). Pictures and subtitles below.

The Mirror Cube reflects all who sees!

It can satisfy your coloury disires. You want it brown, you can have it brown.

You want it cow themed, you can have it too. (Carl is in nine pieces now)

Unlike a regular cube, this cube can become uncube.

Mirror Cube when u scramble it.

So yeah, missed my 4x4x4 so much that I was forced to spend some time with the Mirror Cube who cost me RM18.90, such a rip off but better than the original which is five times the price.

Anyway, this morning Sunny dropped by my house to pass me the remnants of the once gorgeous cube, so gorgeous and loved that it was given a coat of many colours, to be precise, seven. Much better than Joseph's coat.

Thats the cube after it laughed in the face of danger, or in this case, dangerous hands of Sunny's.

Cube healed by Adrian who heals.

*I have the power to rearrange you, destroy you and make you whole again although I'm not the Creator!Submit to my will, cube!"

Cube- "Why would I, you screwed me!"

So happy I could fix the cube back although Sunny only unscrewed one of the six screws. The manual says I have to unscrew all. But Adrian did not refer to the manual on that day, not because he wanted to showoff and try to fix it without the manual's help *actually maybe a little* but because Adrian invented a new way to fix the cube even with one part of the spindle unscrewed. Ho Ho Ho!!

So now, Adrian is happy playing with his newly fixed 4by4by4 cube because he finds it an achievement, unlike you people out there who search the internet to find the method of solving, Adrian created his own!! Ho ho ho ho.

Note: (After taking five hours to finally complete the cube without outside help, He searched the net only to realise that his method is not the same and it is also ineffecient, he later adopted half the 'worldly' technique, the other half, Adrian did better, ho ho ho! *no!, notes don't go ho ho*)

ISC Visit

2009-08-31T14:41:00.002+08:00

Went to Ipoh Swimming Club today to play badminton with my family haha.
Yea, we all suck at badminton except for my dad, or maybe he does after years of not playing.
Oh Yeah, Happy Merdeka to all. if you celebrate.
Merdeka day is also Grace Foo's birthday, not gonna wish you!!

Oh, at the entrance I saw some familliar faces.
*thinks: Oh, Jenny is here, no wait, thats her mum, oh Jenny is behind smsing*
Stares at Jenny, hoping for her to realise shes being stared at.
She walks while smsing till she was directly infront then only she saw me.
Jenny: "What the heck!" *walks to gym still smsing*

Ladies and gentleman, thats how a Jenny says hi. I'm so hurt.
In the badminton court I saw someone but just can't recall the name.
Looks like her but doesn't look like her but don't know name either.
Confirmed it was her after remember seeing her parents before, but still don't know the name.
Adrian is bad at remembering names and people.

Oh well, my badminton skills didn't improve. But who cares anyway. Whee~~

Nerdification

2009-08-29T14:16:00.006+08:00

Ohno, everyones just so smart. I can't beat Daren in the cube, can't beat Joses and Sam at drums, can't beat Carl and Abel at lame jokes and can't beat Ben Tan at uh, nothing haha. OH yeah, I can't beat him at being short.

So then I realised there is a need for me to get out of this stupid state and become a GEEK!! Yays! So I watched The Bigbang Theory (no Joan, no koreans). Its a show about 4 uber intelligent people and their lame lives. Haha, I love the show.

Anyways, so I begin by analyzing their habits, and trying to be geek! These are the few attributes that most geeks would have. If you've watched the show, you know what I'm talking about.

1. Look like a geek.

Leonard seriosly got the geeky look, not all geeks have geek looks but, haha. I don't plan to be a geek in that way.

2. Collect collectibles

They have like Starwars shampoo and flash costumes and some other weird toys which they deem sacred haha. Again, I won't spend money on these things so... Aih!

3. Geeky house
They have the periodic table printed on the thing that covers your bath tub. Whiteboards are found around the living room full of algorithms written on it too. Ah, I don't imagine myself doing that.

4. Excellent grades.

Sheldon graduated from college when he was twelve. The others did well too, all of them are working scientists doing nonsense. I never had good grades and I'm lazy to try.

5. Play geeky games

They had these things like green lasers that can only be seen after you spray gas at it, then somehow get pass the lasers just do make one move at chess, or take a bite at pizza. They play Klingon Boggle (Klingon is a language in Star Trek), 3D chess, and play tetris while arm-wrestling. Okay, I am not crazy enough to play these games.

6. Debate over nonsense

Sheldon ones debated about how impossible superman was. If Superman was the man of steel, even if he spread his arms out to catch Lois Lane at terminal velocity, Lois Lane would be sliced in three pieces. LOL. Atleast this is something I can find myself doing haha, so I shall try.

James Bond in Casino Royale after jumping out a crane from that height did a rather slow landroll and it did not go far. A landroll is to turn the force of impact from jumping into forward motion. If his landroll was rather weak that means he absorbed most of the impact, meaning he should be dead!! WOooooo, okay i suck at making debatable stuff.

I shall go more solid. aih!!

Hiro Nakamura in Heroes did not stop time!!! Says Adrian, I shall give my evidence!

Scientists says we live in four dimensions, 3 dimensions of space and 1 dimension of time.

So I've always imagined time as a straight line, like this:

Its a straight line Adrian imagines that does not grow, but instead our point of time is somewhere in between constantly moving to the right in the line. As you can see, like the scientists say, its one dimensional. Basically its a path that all things take. Don't worry, my information is easy to comprehend and its definitely not accurate haha, just my imagination.

Hiro did not stop time because, Adrian says time does not move, it is already a line. Since in the show, Hiro was caught moving during all time supposedly stop, means he aged. Through this Adrian concludes that waht really happened was he took a different path of time, starting and landing at the same point.

While everone was taking the black path, Hiro took the red path. So he practically could move because he was still bound to time, just taking a longer path, ageing along the process. Also this proves the either of these two things:

We actually live in two dimensions of time, like the picture on top, it looks pretty two dimensional now, or.......

We still live in one dimension of time, just that the psyshics in Heroes suck. WHEEEE!!!!! I never liked the show anyway. I am now, GEEK! whooo!

Dust!

2009-08-24T22:52:00.002+08:00

I said goonight but I'm not gone! ho ho ho !!!
I just realise I enjoy talking nonsense! AH!
Anyway posting a recent crap chat:

- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
I think i shall delete my blog
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
nothing to blog about
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
ah
Sueli says:
why
Sueli says:
ahhh. but you can still leave it what.
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
but but but, it'll collect dust
Sueli says:
but but but at least it wouldnt disappear
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
which u rather see
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
a magician who made a rabbit disappear
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
or a magician with a dusty rabbit
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
?!
Sueli says:
but but. you're not a magician
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
how you know
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
?!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
Maybe everything is an illusion set by me from the beginning!
Sueli says:
BECAUSE i am psychic
Sueli says:
and i know EVERYTHIG
Sueli says:
everything
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
wow!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
what colour underwear am I wearin now
Sueli says:
RED
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
horrr!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
WRONG!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
You are psychic, but I'm a better magician!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
u tried to peer into my most private regions but I magically changed its colour!
Sueli says:
LOL. yes! that's why.
Sueli says:
ey wait no!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
HOR
Sueli says:
no no no. you're NOT a magician.
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
YOU ADMIT YOU PERVERT!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
and yes, I am a magician, ho ho ho ho(magician laugh)
Sueli says:
ho ho ho ho = santa claus laugh
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
SEE
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
You are illusioned to the fact that u can't tell how santa laughs
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
infact you think he exists!

Later...

Sueli says:
anyway 5 years old is too young to have moustache and beard.
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
thats what an illusioned person would say
Sueli says:
oh really. so when did you start having ur beard and moustache?
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
when I was one
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
i had to shave alot
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
ENOUGH
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
I DON"T WANNA TALK CRAP ANYMORE!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
AH!!!!
Sueli says:
HAHAHAH.
Sueli says:
ey don't delete ur blog laaa.
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
seee la
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
seee see la
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
see saw la
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
see see la ti do
Sueli says:
lol. somebody didnt want to talk crap anymore ey.
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
OI!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
I'm high now
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
please show some respect.,.. xD
Sueli says:
LOL. why should i respect you when you're high
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
because you have to respect people like the prime minister
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
he has such HIGH authority
Sueli says:
OOOH. sorry i thought you FELT high. hahha.
Sueli says:
umm you're old but you're not high, sorry to say
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
Oi
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
HIGHER than YOU!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
average measurement of around 170cm
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
YOU!!?
Sueli says:
NO NO NO. that's different!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
YOU???!!!??
Sueli says:
tall enough
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
ACHOOOOOOOOO
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
whee
Sueli says:
H1N1!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
oi!
- I am still ¬ÀÐRÎÀÑ ÝâÞ says:
vegetable vegetable
Sueli says:
hahah. k la k la. tarak H1N1 la.

The Post With No Topic

2009-08-24T20:59:00.003+08:00

Since I dunno what to blog about, I shall just speak what my mind says: Hohoho! This shall be fun! where to start, uh uh uh, hey ah stupid mosquito go away! eh sms, eh what to blog, ah wait reply first ah!

Okay, I shall filter most of the random thoughts.

Tan Tan says I should revamp my blog, okay he said that long ago but ah, nothing to blog about so yeah thinking of what to say.
Anyway I don't get the point of changing my layout or changing the name of the blog, its so troublesome and bothersome and bothermany.
I mean like ah have to ah look for another nice layout which is black and and have to change the title and then get a picture which is not absurd to suit it, Bam!

If only parallel dimensions exists. Like where the universe is actually diverse(like ben said) or multiverse or polyverse or unichapter or whatever the scientists call it. Where when I move left, the other me moves right and other meeees in other dimensions move other ah....... you get the picture.
Then someone builds something to enable me to look into a parallel universe to see what if I changed my blog and how'd look like.

A guy would probably walk past and yell about how I could have refered to Next and put it into seeing futures instead of talking about multiverses. But it is fun imagining that there are many yous who says left is right and you think he's retarded but he's you and oh!

Typing of parallel worlds, I wish I could manipulate time space dimensions! Yes, our world is 4D!
Wooo, imagine if we were pacman, living in two dimensions, less girls would be shopping because they would like to pick a gown but its in between other gowns and oh, can't walk around it! Wait, we wouldn't be wearing clothes because we are flat and the shirt would be flat too, then there is no way to warp it around and ah!

Imagine travelling backwards faster than the speed of Joon Yang (its an in joke). You look forward but light doesn't enter your eyes cause you're faster than it, how then is travelling at that speed benificial?! Speaking of which, an object is heavier when moving. I should start running, whee! Just checked my BMI, its 16-17. 20-24 is the optimum worr, I am clearly underweight, so instead of gaining ten more kgs to attain a BMI of 20, I shall build a giant hamster wheel with a weighing scale below, then maybe I'll get a better reading!

Speaking of reading, I just read a few blogs, especially Mark Siew's. haha, why did I use the word expecially, nevermind! Spammed his cbox! Whee! ah! its ten, gotta go, Goodnight people!

Don't Read The Title

2009-08-22T23:38:00.002+08:00

I just watched Tong Pak Fu for the gazillionth time.
Congratulate me!
And half of Ip Man, the part where he broke the Japanese guy's leg, AWESOME!
Ignore me, I'm just bored. Sigh!

Titled Untitled

2009-08-19T17:10:00.002+08:00

Events happened in my home, sad ones....
And I'm typing this not in my own house.
And I can't let my mum see me crying.
Even through all this troubles, as I prayed God just gave me a song to sing.
Through the song I learnt to seek refuge in God and to not fear.
It gave me assurance that He is always there for me.
Thank You Lord/Best Buddy !

I Will Exalt You - Brooke Fraser (or Brooke Ligertwood or just plain Hillsongs)
I will exalt You
I will exalt You
I will exalt You
You are my God

My hiding place
My safe refuge
My treasured Lord, You are
My friend and King
Anointed one
Most Holy

Because You're with me
Because You're with me
Because You're with me
I will not fear

unWhoop (no exclaimation mark)

2009-08-16T18:54:00.001+08:00

Might not blog for a long while, or atleast till I find my usb cable or fix my 4x4 Allspark (also known as The Cube).
Sorry!!~~

Pain is a Killer

2009-07-30T15:43:00.002+08:00

Without painkillers that is.
I've been diagnosed with throat infection on Sunday.
(Maybe its gotta do wtih the experiment. And the test results were pretty lame because after I stopped the testing I realised I could actually reach From Yesterday whole chorus but not that it sounded nice. Maybe too many variables like heat and time of day and moisture weren't taken into account.)
Anyway, effects of throat infection:
1) Sore throat (still can sing but hurts)
2) Fever
3) Headache
4) Cough
5) Lymph nodes hurt (maybe the medicines do their job too effeciently)

I also had alot of tummy wind. Maybe because I darnk milk (I'm lactose intollerant)
Wind causes stomach discomfort, farting and headache.

My wisdom tooth is still giving me problems. My dad gets uber throbbing in the head when the tooth strikes, and my mum's experience with wisdom tooth was six months long. Combined I will have 6 months of nasty headaches and gumaches. Wait, its maybe 12 months since only one tooth is emerging right now.
3 different headaches, tummy aches and toothaches. AHH!!!

Experiment!

2009-07-25T19:39:00.002+08:00

As a child, I grew with an ambition to be an astronaut or an inventor/scientist. Both which is no longer my ambition. Number 1, its impossible for Malaysia to spend millions to send a non-bumiputera to space and the idea of going to space does not apeal to me anymore. Number 2, inventors don't get rich unless the get a very bright idea, which then most of the money will be earned by the company that manifactures it.

Although I don't have any ambitions now, the possibility of me being a scientist is still possible. (This is due the high pride that my parents bestowed on me by saying i'm too intelligent as a kid. It then grew when I went online and it said I was most likely mensa qualified if I took the test, and mensa only give membership to those of the 98th or higher percentile the intelligence qoutient, meaning its nice to know that I'm probably of top 5 most intelligent being in my form. in school. I might not be as smart as Abel or Jonan or my sisters, or as eccentric as Wai Jon but atleast I have self-esteem to back me up, hohohoho.)
So I thought, if I were to become a scientist, I must prove to myself I am able to!

So then I was reading this book written by an indian old man in my country. True Causes of All Diseases it seems. I don't usually read books but my dad strongly encouraged me to read it. I skipped most of the pages but certain parts were interesting.

This man claims that calcium is the root of most health problems. Anyway, there was this page that said that that adam's apple thing, I forgot whats it called, its made out of calcium. Women don't have it because they release most of their calcium through the menstrual cycle.
It sounds pretty logical, since my male friend sweats litres everyday (release of calcium) and his voice is like a girl.

Then I began to think of nonsense like why all American guys sing particularly high. Is it because they hate vegies?? (vegies have high calcium content) And chinese guys like me can't sing high in chest voice. (Maybe because chinese meals has alot of servings of vegies (calcium) and vegie soups (calcium soups). And the indians I know can sing like americans (in a mamak stall, there is usually only one dish of vegie).

So... I had to do some noob experiment to erase the effects of relatively small vocal ranges!! So I actually made myself a lab rat.
Since I thought Carbonated Drinks leeches calcium, so everytime I pour myself a cup of coke, I dip my finger in the cup on rub some on my neck and then later wash it off. Fun test, since I get to drink soft drinks.

The routine was followed by singing a vareity of songs I can't sing. I did it like 3 times in a span of a few days or so to see if it works. Now I can sing the first half of the chorus of From Yesterday - 30 Seconds to Mars.

Okay, so, I could just sing a little higher, but when I did the falsetto test it got screwed, I can't do my nice nice falsetto as nice like I used to. And being afraid of the sugars in the soft drinks that might feed the funguses or the corrosive effect of coke, I stopped the lame experiment......hoho.... for good.

So please don't try it, who knows you'll get larynx cancer or tumours or something. Thats why I turned to inventing the Homemade Disco Light 3000!!! Its in Jenny's house right now, I miss it so much!!

!!!!!

2009-07-18T09:35:00.000+08:00

ACS HIGH PRAISE WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah!

2009-07-10T19:00:00.001+08:00

Motorbike knocked me.... =(

Essay!

2009-06-23T17:02:00.004+08:00

Abel, Carl and I are gonna post our english essays. I got 60+ for english. Haha, my english sucks oh well. So............ heres the essay. All the mistakes are uber careless.
Words that are wrong will be ~~striped~~ and a bracket correction will be available.
Words in red are words that I forgot to write.
Question: You were misunderstood bla bla bla write it bla....

"Bang Bang Bang!" Three bullets were fired and all three of them sank into my torso. I saw more blood than I've ever seen in my life, and the blood was mine! My knees failed me and I collapsed along with my conciousness. I have been shot three times by a cop.

I wasn't angry at the cop for shooting me. He shot me because he had mistaken me for a bank robber. It was my friends Carl and Abel who betrayed me. They coaxed me to accompany them into the bank without knowing their evil plan. I had no right to blame the cop for misunderstanding me as a wicked crook.

After the incident I woke up in a hospital bed. Instead of family members I had police officers as company. They started to interrogate me and I just told them the whole truth. Carl had knocked me out in the bank and while I was unconcious he masked me and put an unloaded gun in my hand while Abel robbed the bank. After the money was taken, Carl woke me up and with a gun at my back, he forced me to go out the main door where the police were stationed. Carl and Abel escaped through the back door after I was shot multiple times.

The police found my explanation pretty convincing, much to the fact that the gun I held at that tome was unloaded but the bank security guards had been shot. The police apologised for the accident and I accepted it. On the bright side, I don't need to work for a month and still got my pay.

Yet my anger burned because of the betrayal from two of my close friends. I felt like having revenge. I couldn't tell whether it was vengeance or justice but I was determined to repay them a favor. That one month in bed I plotted their downfall.

Turns out the police couldn't arrest Carl and Abel. They could not find any evidence or the money in their houses. The day I was released from hospital that night I attempted my revenge. I haven't felt so consumed by anger before.

That night I broke into Carl's house while he was asleep. I knew he kept a spare key under a flower pot. I went to his kitchen and grabbed a knife and then ventured around the house in the dark. I heard some faint snoring sound so I opened a bedroom door and found Carl sleeping soundly. I creeped beside him and slapped his face.

"Where's the money!" I yell at him after I slapped him. He was well aware of the knife by his neck. He lead me to a closet in another room. Turns out, inside the closet there is a hidden compartment. I opened it ans saw a bag full of cash. As I grabbed the bag, at the corner of my eye I saw Abel with a gun. He shot at me three times but I quickly used Carl as my shield. The bullets sank into his torso instead.

"Thats Karma!" I exclaimed. Carl's lifeless body sank (onto) the ground while I rushed and kicked the gun out of Abel's hand. I tried (to stab) him many times with the kitchen knife but he dodged. We took the fight to the living room. I attacked him countless of times but he was too good at evading.

I knew that I can't carry on if this fight drags on. I had to come up with something quick. I suddenly had a bright idea. I threw the bag of money towards the fire place. Abel, with greed in his eyes rushed and jump to save the bag of ~~many~~(money).

"Phew!" he said in relief after saving the bag. But his relieve was short lived as I stabbed him in the back with the knife. I picked him up at(and) punched him about many times and he bled and bled. He was clearly in no condition to fight.

"What are you gonna do? Kill me?" Abel asked.
I replied "Why not>" I punched him a few more times.
Abel cried out, "All this just for three holes in the stomach? This is madness!"
"No!" I cheekly replied. "This is roundhouse kick!"

I kicked him real hard till he flew out of the window and died. The police then came because the neighbours reported over the loud commotion. I had my revenge but I got arrested.

I have made a mistake by killing. Now my life is a regret. I could've ~~have~~ forgive and go on or hand them to the police. But now I'm counting my days in a jail cell. "Sigh"

30/50 lol.

Sleeping Beauty

2009-06-20T10:28:00.004+08:00

That was the title for MGS's ballet concert thing. I didn't realise ballet was so boring till today. Oh well, I should have realised earlier on that the concert's title explains it all. Actually it should be retitled to Beauty Sleep.

I'm not saying that the performances were horrible, they were skillful but too draggy. The talents are immeasurable as they could not fall asleep at their own performance. It took 45 minutes just for the fairies to bless the baby princess. It would be more entertaining if it were a hip hop concert. Atleast the 3 chairpersons had good english and that MGS slang.

The opening performances were a drag also.
Quotes Adrian: "I shall be sarcastic for the moment. *starts clapping*"
After that i couldn't recall howmany sarcastic moments. Well the choir was okay, since i didn't involve endless tip toe dancing. Everyone on stage was smiling but Jenny. Maybe because I now own a picture of her funny hair. Ho Ho Ho.

They had their rendition of Sound of Music before the actually sleeping beauty. The kids were adorable haha. Small boys and girls ballet is funny. Their last song was "So long, Farewell". The last part they sang two words, "Good Bye", for too many times. Everyone was really wanting them to go away.
The only reason they should sing that too many times is if they were Tesco Attendants advertising their performance as better than sleeping pills by singing "Good Buy".

Adrian: "Do you have insomnia?"
Sam: "Yes"
Adrian: "Problem solved!"

The Witch was a guy!! Haha, great choice of cast, totally sexist. Little did we know the fairy miscasted her spell on us audience too. Fortunately the prince was not needed to kiss all to wake up.

Natasha doesn't look like Natasha when in makeup lol. Anyway, I lazy to comment on that ballet thing. It was okay but just not my type.
At times my yawn was more energetic than the dancing. Even at the very end the presenting of cast was very long.
Melissa (chairperson): "We hope you all enjoyed our concert"
Truthfully, that hope was futile.

Thank you Jean-Li for the free entrance ticket, the concert was totally refreshing, I had a nice nap. I shall never go to a concert fit to be a mass-euthanasia programme.

Quote!

2009-06-11T20:09:00.003+08:00

"Many girls will kill for your metabolism rate"

Been stuffing these days. Hungry every hour, my my my.
If i don't eat I'll start digesting my own stomach.
Shortly after lunch today, I felt uber hungry, ate another plate of friend rice (what i had for lunch), still hungry, gobbled a big bowl of fruit loops soaked in orange flavoured juice mixed with apple juice and some nata de coco. Still feeling uber hungry but given up, the stove to cook instant noodles is just too far away.

Well my sister did a better feat, eating i think 7 roti canai and 2 chee cheong fun for breakfast, wanted to go on but scared no money. Sigh, it runs in the family.

"Many girls will kill for my metabolism rate, but many will die trying to be not hungry"
Well, atleast I got a reason to be a glutton.

Stop Whining, Again!!

2009-06-05T16:08:00.004+08:00

Looks like some Adam Lambert fans are still making whines that are not so pleasant. I repeat, its okay to be a fan, but its wrong to whine over the finale result.
If you read my blog, you'll notice that I blogged about this before.

This must STOP for once and for all!
Most of the rantz are rantz on this two points, America is stupid/stupid at voting and Kris is stupid/stupid voting choice. If you agree with two two points, you practically agreed on nothing.

For example: Lets assume the two points were somehow correct.
Using mathematical reasoning and sets;
If american voters are stupid, americans are stupid. Therefore America=stupid. Since America is a country made out of Americans.
When America is stupid. American Idol = Stupid Idol
From here, we can draw two possible conclusions;

A, Since you people think Kris is a stupid choice, means he should win the American Idol, since American Idol is Stupid Idol, so a stupid person should win it. So if you rant about that, you are saying Kris should win or.......

B, You love insulting Adam. Thats because when you say Adam should win, you think hes more stupid that Kris, and you are saying that Adam is the most stupid person in the competition since he should win Stupid Idol. So.... oh well..........

So maybe Adam fans hate Adam and love Kris deep down... haha
If you want to support Adam, which is nothing wrong, go listen to his songs and wait for his album. Just do whatever but rant.
Thank You!

Lost World!

2009-06-04T20:43:00.005+08:00

Was in Lost World just now, it turned out to be a suprisingly great place to spend with friend despite the lack of rides, expensive entry, expensive yet horrible food and scorching sunlight. Nevertheless, 15 people braved through those uninviting aspects of that place to have a fun fun time.

We all went there hoping to have a great time. I reached there at about 11 but waited till around 12 for the rest of the people, Malaysia Boleh (selalu lewat)!!!. It was an ISCF+Joshua Wong reunion. Joshua was so happy he got invited that he decided to smile for once, as shown below.

Okay his smile isn't really convincing, but moving on.

Those who went were Me, Aaron, Serene, Abel, Constance, Carl Cheong, Sueli, Deric, Joshua, Khian Lim, Christopher, Jonathan, Jenny, Daren and Jefferey. I think thats about it, if I forgotten you, please kindly tell me. As usual, no ISCF reunion will be as lame without our dear Carl (as pronounced as Cow). And the end of the day, Lame will become our middle name. Here's a picture of him.

Yesh, lala poses is his thing. Deric, get turned on!

I think I just heard Deric purred, moving on. Waiting for Daren, who went tuition and had to come late, we went to the pool! For a long time we were either doing nothing, talking, drowning our fellow ISCF mates, playing monkey with Carl's shirt and many more. Daren finally showed up and turns out he ate lunch too. No fair!!

So we went to the slide, I mean a big complicated slide. It was fun fun fun since we were supposed to scream to increase to fun factor. I and Carl were singing Mercy-One Republic while sliding haha. Ho ho Ho! Slide slide slide. After 2 rounds or more, we went to another slide, which was vertically U-shaped. We competed to see who went the highest on the other end of the slide. Carl won, as predicted because Newton's first law said so. Carl has the cow bulk, not so tender. Inertia inertia inertia! Sueli thought it rained when the slide splashed water over her.

After that we went to the hot hot pool. Carl called it the Hot and Sexy Pool. Abel didn't fancy the pool as he was unfamiliar with hot-ness or heat or whatever you call that. But but but, I loved it, so did many others.

We went to to dry dry rides like one flying merry go round on swings. Christopher was afraid of heights, oh well. It was fun fun. Then we go to a similar ride but on boats in pairs. Sat with Carl, the boat slanted to the left side real badly due to the fast swinging and the difference of our weights. Many of us felt sick, but I was struck the worst. I felt uber ill haha. Stomach was churning churning. Oesophagus felt clogged up. !!!

Turns out the spinning stomach was from stupid gastric, after I realised the time was 2.30pm. The last time I ate was at 9!!! If you're not familiar with me and how my stomach works, I'll tell you. No wait, I'm telling you anyway. After a satisfying meal, not bloated, I would be able to eat the same portion the next hour, get hungry in a nother hour, and suffer if no food after 5 hours. Thats called metabolism lol. People say I eat alot but no, I eat normal but i get hungry fast. For the first time I find myself disliking my stomach acids.

In the end at 3, Abel brought nuggets. The best, lol!! Seriously, because the food I was going to purchase and consumed were retarded, so retarded that when I came home, I got rear-tarded. Bad toilet time/times at home. Seriously the food isn't food haha. I paid nine bucks for horrid chemicals and substances the food stall operators call food. Even the ice-cream they didn't make was served melted. GAH!! The only thing that tasted the same was the coke which was CARBONATED. CO2 is acidic and is not goot for gastric patients. So I felt like vomiting after drinking that.

Whoop! Felt better after eating horrible food, what irony. Sueli left at that time. So after that, we went to hot bathe again. Then slides then hot bath doing nonsense. Adam Lambert fans were wailing again at the hot bathe. Gah!!! You can be a fan but please don't fight over so-called justice, especially in a rather pleasant hot bath. The hot bath got increasing hot everytime we visited it, Abel got increasingly funny expressions when he dipped his foot into the pool haha. Its so hot that all the guys but Deric got sterile. Deric was already from the begining lol. Sorry, lets stop questioning his sexuality.

Christopher was dying when there was a notice that says the Pirate Ship is closed. Anyway he left early together with his brother, so...hahah. The pirate ship functioned later that day and we all took many rounds of it, making sounds when descending in the swinging odd pirate ship with no one offering DVDs on board. After that we had shower and left. Whee.

But we did stop by at their very own Lost World shop to take pictures with sunglasses. Ignore the price tags, we're very cheap haha.

Carl and his Lala pose number 2

Quarter of Carl and Me!

Us Cheapoes, L2R: Jenny, Daren, Joshua, Carl and Me

Group photo!! With missing people.

Thats all for today folks. Bye Bye. Oh yeah, tomorrow is the the first episode of Heart of Greed on 8tv!! I'm so going to watch it for the second time haha. Catch it at 7-8pm!! I totally recommend it haha.

Update, Whee!

2009-06-03T20:53:00.002+08:00

Was in Nat's birthday party yesterday, it was okay although Nat didn't prepare at all haha. I like the finger food. Yum Yum Yum, but same couldn't be said for the wholemeal spaghetti. It tasted so wholemeal. Thanks you Natasha for thinking about my health, but I'm not dieting, and I love starch. Had great time talking with friends, bullying Nat and recieving a healthy dose of Carl/Abel jokes. They are the best in the joke industry lol. Wai Jon could be a contender but he kept pulling my hair. Anyway to be honest I wasn't very comfortable with certain issues during the party.
You people shouldn't take advantage of niceness especially from the birthday girl. Anyway that statement wasn't to all the people, you know who you are and what you did! I shall say no more. (Sam Lo Style)
In the party I met some nice people lol. I think I was the oldest there, oh no!

Tmr I shall go Lost World of Tambun with ISCF friends! Wheeeeee! Swim swim swim....... not fun actually but never been there before, so oh well!
WHEE!!!

Tagged by Many

2009-06-02T10:16:00.002+08:00

Ohno, tags are coming back, and I haven't found my anti-tag. Gah!
Nevermind, I shall proceed.

What you do when you're bored?!
1. Besides your lips, where is your favourite spot to get kissed.
Tongue. I love Kisses chocolates.

2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
I felt like sleeping again

3. Who was the last person, people you took a photo with?
Ohno! I can't recall.

4. Would you considered yourself spoiled?
I would if I was spoiled

5. Will you ever donate blood?
I'm lacking blood.

6. Have you ever had a best friend who was from the opposite sex?
I don't rate my friends by the best to the worst. If I would want to label a friend then my friend should be a Tesco product or something.

7. Do you want someone to be dead?
Yes, that McDonald's cashier in town. She made me wait more than half an hour for FAST food. Okay I don't want her to die but I dreamt of her accidentally falling face first into the french fries frier. Oooh boiling oil is good for the skin.

8. What does your last text message say?
Yea la! Butt is for pants. So I'm saying the biggest diameter on a woman is not necessarily her tummy so can't measure it for shirt. Can you see my point of arguement lol

9. What are you thinking right now?
I am thinking of what am I thinking so that i can answer this question that requires me to think of what I'm thinking, which is rather annoying.

10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
In what context? Tag, please be more specific.

11. What was the time you went to bed last time?
I lazed at 10. slept at 11 plus plus.

12. Where did you buy the tee you're wearing now?
I did not buy it. I don't know.

13. Is someone on your mind now.
If there is, I won't be able to stand, unless that someone is the tooth fairy.

14. Who was the last person to text you?
Grace Foo, who is unhappy at how the measure shirts by measuring busts.

Ten random people I choose for me to continue this quiz..... ho ho ho!
1. Wai Jon
2. Joses
3. Abel
4. Jane
5. Sue li
6. Grace
7. Natasha
8. Carl (As always pronounced as Cow)
9. Yean Kit
10. Jenny

15. Which one is number 2 having a relationship with?
A drum set. It involves countless banging and spanking.

16. Is no.3 male or female.
He would unscramble male for lame.

17. If no.7 and number 1 get together, will it be good?
Talk about coincidences. Wai Jon might go Nuts!

18. What is number 1 studying about?
Whatever a form 2 kid should study.

19. When was the last time you chatted with them?
Each has an individual answer. Which I am too lazy to answer.

20. Is number 4 single?
Haha, don't know, but she wants to be a spinster.

21. Say something about no. 2.
Hmm, I said something already, not sure whether I should type it.

22. What do you think about no.3 and no.6 being together?
Think about their children!! Disaster! hoho, but as a couple maybe quite matching...ho ho ho.

23. Describe no.9
Okay, this is hard. (literally a long time later) Uh, female?

24. What will you do if no.6 and no.7 fight?
I will make sure it stays on Youtube.

25. Do you like 8?
I like the lactose he produces.

-end-

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAT TAN!

2009-05-30T10:51:00.002+08:00

To my fearless troope, Happy Birthday!!
I shall not buy a present for you!!!

Anyway, been lazy to blog lol, although I have quite many to things to blog about, ho ho ho!
Till then, Bye!

Exams Over!! Again!!

2009-05-22T16:12:00.001+08:00

Exams are over!!
Whee Whang Whang!!
Everyone celebrate with me!!
Prepare for more blog posts to come!

American Idol! Whee?

2009-05-21T16:55:00.004+08:00

Kris Allen won!!!! Whee!!!!
Sorry Adam Lambert fans haha. Adam can sing very well but Kris Allen should win hoho!!
So many people crying over the loss of Adam but i don't really get the point.
Hardcore Adam fans are real hardcore, so after hearing the cries of Adam fans over the so-called stupidity of America in voting, I decided to rebuttle, rebuttle and rebuttle.

(Kris won because of stupid America)
That line I heard was from a girl dumber than an average American. And there is no proof that an average American is stupid. Since the votes were by the millions the law of averages have to be taken account.

(But but but ah...... Half of Kris fans are Gokey fans, because Kris christian ma!)
Obviously Gokey fans had a choice to choose between Kris and Adam. I think its more than a personality vote not a christian vote. America just doesn't need another gay icon.

(Oi! Gay is great personality ma! Its what makes Adam hot)
Ahem........ Now we know that hardcore Adam fans are somewhere wrong in the head. Better check yourself if u support that statement.

(Gay is not an issue!!)
Gay is not normal, whats not normal to be idolized is an issue. I mean like have you seen a male monkey humping a male monkey? Have you heard of a guy that got pregnant after being with another guy? Have you heard of a sperm going into another sperm? They always say whos the next American Idol not the next American Rockstar or something. The very word Idol there means the winner should be an example. If gay weren't an issue then there wouldn't be debates all around the net.

(American Idol is a singing competition. Adam sings way better than Kris)
I agree on that BUT......American Idol is not JUST a singing competition. If it was just a singing competition they contestants would be miked up behind the stage and you just can hear but not see them at all. Why bother all the stage performance if it were just singing? On certain episodes they even show part of the lives of the contestants and what they or their family members have to say. If it was JUST a singing competition then American Idol would be on the radio instead of TV then. So basically personality counts and not many Americans are fond of gays.

(But....but......but..........)
No buts! The reason the named the show American Idol, the reason they say America decides or America has voted before they announce the results because it is THE American Idol. That makes Kris the Ideal American Idol. Adam's fanbase might be bigger worldwide but this American tastebuds judging. If not I also bomb them for Danny Gokey's elimination.

Verdict:
Great vocals aren't everything, Kris looks better than Adam, slimmer than Adam, less Emo than Adam, fears the Lord and many more. Musically he plays more instruments than Adam and he is good at arranging songs. But still Danny is better, Ho Ho!
Long live Gokey!!!

Goodbye!

2009-05-10T18:11:00.001+08:00

Exams tomorrow, Islam paper, sheesh!
Won't be blogging (maybe) in a long time....
Goodbye!!

Pong!

2009-05-09T22:57:00.003+08:00

Serious knock on my head!
I suddenly got depressed reading someone's depressing post.
I realise that whatever that person is in, I'm in double the faeces.
A person is depressed on not being able to handle studies.
Now I'm depressed that I'm not depressed that I'm not even trying to study.
And I know very well that I have to study because if I fail, I will enter deep faeces.

Gah!!
My laziness is too unbearable until I wanna start studying, but then again, I've been saying that since standard one.
I quit Sam Tet because I was lazy.
Now in Anderson still not doing well......enough for the eyes of my parents or parent.
I'm even online now!!

So tomorrow onwards I shall make it my goal to study!! Hours and Hours and Hours till I fall sick then no need take test!
Determination Drill!!!
If I study less than 3 hours I will knock my head on the wall 30 times and then start over!!!
WHEE!!

Double Whee!!

2009-05-08T20:21:00.002+08:00

Exams are coming, can't whee anymore............
Gah!! Then why did I double whee??

Found Ivan and Lim's blog......
Ivan really can write love poems well, so well that ghey people will fall for him,
I am disappointed with lim, no cbox!!
Cannot bombard him with evil texts..... eeee!!

Quote of the day comes from Ben Tan:
Adrian: "I shall decapitate you with my thumb!!"
Ben: "Then I shall re-capitate myself!!"

If only all conversations could be that fun.

I Have Lame Friends......

2009-05-08T15:41:00.001+08:00

Ben: "Today, my dad bringing me go watch Y-Men!"
Abel: "Is the sequel Y Not Woman??"

GAH!!!!!!!!
Abel, I wanna kill you !!

I Have Wonderful Legs!!

2009-05-06T14:46:00.002+08:00

I did my rubic's cube in 27 minutes!!!!!!
Wheee!!!
Okay sorry, my record is actually 2 minutes but this time, I did it with my feet!! WHEEE!!!
Purpose: Did not want to study, bored and wanted to test my patience capacity.

Yes it seriously needs a lot of patience. Is hard trying to move it with your feet, and that cube is from the night market, its so cranky and it's pieces actually came out a couple of times. Have to grease and deodourize it already, sigh.......

Then again, boredom is the essence of creativity. But dang, the world record for feet cubing is under a minute!!

Disappointed

2009-05-03T21:16:00.002+08:00

Define bad moods.
Is the problems associated with bad moods can be blamed on bad mood??
Gahhh!!! I don't know..........
But I'm tired about people doing nonsense with the alibi of being in a bad mood.
Everyone is doing things that are really pissing me off, minor or not.

For example:
Not giving me a seat on the couch
Not coming church
Won't answer if I ask why he/she isn't going church
Giving me one liners that are pretty disturbing
etc etc. (decline to say those things that really ticks me off)

Super Joshua!!! Give me a verse, or two, or three!
Bad moods, what causes them, I mean like guys don't have period....
"My parents scolded me, I'm in a foul mood now"
Nope, you're just giving yourself a reason to rebel or show your parents you're not satisfied.
"Oh I bad mood, I like la!"
What the reasoning is that!!!

So I actually had a nap and then I analyzed my own bad mood after waking up.
It does feel, weird haha.
I feel I can say "I just woke up, now I have the license to frown!"
What I don't get is when you don't have the mood, you want everyone to know it.........gah!!
But obviously being a nice boy, I didn't go scolding people and all, just kept quiet, wheee, and tried doing funny and weird stuff.
Pushing a trolley in Giant was a real good, since I would try drifting around haha.
But Giant is seriously a useless shopping place.

Okay back to it....
I hate it when someone does not answer questions, especially when its serious.
A not so serious example would be when I ask someone why not coming church, then that person didn't reply.
So I tried to chat chat after that then ask why never reply, the lamest answer came........
"I bad mood, wasn't concentrating"
What the swine faeces man!!!
So I ask again why never come, no reply.

That might most probably mean that he knows that his real reason is not a good reason and any other reason he will make is gonna be real lame and he knows he's wrong but he doesn't feel sorry so he doesn't feel compelled to tell me because he left an earlier hint he was in a bad mood.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles!! Atleast say you don't want to answer la!!

Don't worry, we still love you!!
Please don't do that again.
My Ypomoni might not last.

ISCF Camp Reunion!

2009-05-02T16:16:00.003+08:00

ooh, forgot to blog about it..............
Thursday was iscf reunion day!!!
We all or almost all went Jenny's house to party!
Not really party but gah! we had greeat food and great fellowship!
Oh oh oh!
And we found out some people were having an affair! ooooooh!
Don't worry Natasha, I as leader of Ypomoni will support you till the very end! So, now go get him!!!
~~Wheee, hope she doesn't read this!!!~~

Many things happened, too many to recall!
So byebye!

Contest...xD

2009-05-01T20:09:00.003+08:00

Yes, a post just for the Contest-for-bla-bla-bla-bla........
I am bored now with nothing to blog about so.........CONTEST!

Yes, When All Seems Absurd is the official Blog for the Contest-for-[Hard to quote]
So.........

Here are the results for the fifth game of that contest:
Abel: 4 wins
Yean Kit: 1
Sue Li: 1
Daren: 1

And so the grand total for the five game are:
Daren: 10
Abel: 9
Carl: 6
Sueli: 6
Grace: 3
Yean Kit: 2
Jane: 100-10-20-30-40
Jenny: N/A

Jenny joined the competittion but has yet to play....lol, so yeah!
But, the highlight is Abel Chi!!
In the past 2 games he has won 9 of the 14 rounds!!
That has minimized Daren's hard earned lead to 1....haha!
Whats more, he could have won more if he didn't have tuition during competition hours, inbox didn't get full and have to delete sms-es and wait for the new ones to come in.

Whee!!!!
This competition does have talents...haha!
Anyway, for the next three weeks, competition will not be held because of the coming exams.
Whee!!!!

I'm Loving It!

2009-05-01T11:42:00.002+08:00

You Decide - Fireflight

Verse 1:
Fiction and reality colide
Faceless and so busted up inside
You've been searching you've crying out
Will you be destroyed by all your doubt?

Chorus:
You decide
Who will you run to
Wrong or right
There is no reason
For you to hide
Only love can change your life
You decide!

Verse 2:
God is calling out to you again
Let Him pull you let Him take you in
From the fear that swallows up your life
Wil you stay the same or will you fight?

[Chorus]

Bridge:
Everyday you hold on to your lonely broken heart
It's tearing you apart
God is calling out to you just let healing start
Will you open up and let Him in?

[Chorus, end!]

Wheeee I love this song!

Vertical Limit

2009-04-16T20:17:00.008+08:00

The noisy athmosphere of the classroom did not hinder the young Adrian from doing his math work, even though the math teacher already left the class a while ago.

Adrian: *OHNOS!!! Its moral now! That vertically challenged teacher is gooona come in!!Gah!! I didn't do her essay!!NO!!!*
He was so worried because those who don't finish her essay will stand for the whole 80 minutes of class unless we memorise 6 'nilai' and recite it infront of her.

Adrian: Did you do your essay??
Abel: Ahh no!
Adrian: Oh goodies, Kasmanieta isn't here. Actually even if shes here we won't notice (too short, i think 4ft 5) unless she opens her mouth, haha!
Kasmanieta: SUKHWIN!!!!!

Less than a second after Adrian finished his sentence, a bee like voice came from the other end of the class room. All the short people around the teacher went to their seats and Adrian could finally see the moral teacher!!!! He freaked out and decided to blog this very day.

The Moral of the Story is: The mouth is unexpectedly powerful.
Anyway luckly she got fed up of making us stand and forced to look down as in vertically down on her as she was so understanding. The sad part was she gave another essay....eee!!!!
Moral sucks! I mean the paper and classes.

CONTEST: (If you don't know whats it, its a contest where people get to pinch people, to prove that Adrian is not just a ball-knocker)

Oh fellow "Adrian's-contest-for-iscf-people-with-spetacular-brains-and-digi-super-sms-or-credit-wasters" contestants........
Abel would be joining the contest because he wants to and is eager and is capable to defeat you people!! He is also there to protect my tits from being pinched by the current leading contestant, Daren.

Recap on the current tally after three rounds:
Daren: 9 wins
Carl: 4 wins
Sueli: 3 wins
Grace: 3 wins
Yean Kit: 1 win
Jane: *The score is too fantabulous to be displayed*

Abel resume was studied by me and I agree to take him in for the balance of the game. Too many females. Also the sole two guys are on the top. Noticing that Abel might win alot, Daren and Carl's score might not be too high anymore allowing the girls and Jane (XD) to catch up.

Anymore people would like to join the contest will be allowed under a few conditions:
*You must have attended ISCF Camp 2009 to ensure that all contestants know each other and for the friendly competition of it.
*You must be or look like a guy until the contestant gender balance is in perfect condition.
*You are not Jessica or as Einstein.

NOTE: Daren, pour vaseline on your miniscule, hairy, bulging, pink pacifiers on your chest because Grace is ever ready to pinch them.
Till then, Bye!!

Yays!!

2009-04-13T17:47:00.002+08:00

Found out there will be Scrabble competition!!!
Nationals!!!
I must join it.....whoop!!!
Its sure gonna be in a nice place which can lepak in!!

Shall go there with high hopes!!
Will get a free cert and full colours!!
Ko-ko book filled!! Double yays!!
Did I mention my team were State Champions??
Okay not 'my' tem but I'm in it so whee!!!
Shall go there to conquer the malls!!

All friends from other schools please join, we must use this as lepak time and waste the school's resources!! Yay!!